On 10/04/2018 07:38 PM, I wrote:

I sent two messages. One was about the Evil Empire (not USA this time) putting tiny little chips which send to an anonymous server and which can intercede with commands to the CPU to bypass instructions. Not a jot was heard!

The other was a tip of my hat to Samuel Beckett. That, I am proud to say, was the winner.

The one about the cat arrived first. And you know, posting off-topic messages as commentary about others' posting off-topic messages is ... off-topic.

-----Original Message----- *From:* mirimir@riseup.net *Sent:* Thu, 4 Oct 2018 19:22:12 -0700 *To:* tor-relays@lists.torproject.org *Subject:* Re: [tor-relays] The neighbour's cat just walked in.

On 10/04/2018 05:59 PM, I wrote: > He realised this list wasn't about him so he left.

Yeah, but you didn't ;) _______________________________________________ tor-relays mailing list tor-relays@lists.torproject.org https://lists.torproject.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/tor-relays

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On 10/04/2018 08:31 PM, I wrote:

The winning name in the Neighbour's Cat competition is ... Off Topic!

Hey, don't be a dumbass ;) -------- Forwarded Message -------- Subject: Re: [tor-relays] Greypony / Conrad Rockenhaus offline? Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2018 17:29:53 -0800 From: I <beatthebastards@inbox.com> Reply-To: tor-relays@lists.torproject.org To: tor-relays@lists.torproject.org That has nothing to do with this list.