Perhaps a more constructive approach is to help define what the golden standard for a true tor router should be at https://trac.torproject.org/projects/tor/wiki/doc/Torouter. There are a bunch of open tickets and design questions which need thought, research, and solutions.
If someone wants to take this golden standard and turn it into a shipping product, great. Best of luck. There is clearly a demand for it and more people willing to pay for something than to build their own.