[tor-talk] Onion Sites Won't Load

[grarpamp]

> Why oh why can I not access any of the onion sites listed on the hidden wiki?

You need to fry the onions first. And this is the important part, it ONLY
works if you use extra virgin imported olive oil. Do NOT use the cheap stuff.
If you do not know how to cook, or do not have cookware, donate 1 BTC
to EFF (https://supporters.eff.org/donate) and find a mate who does.